Pattie Mon

Orders close Wed 12 PM

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Not your grocery store pattie.

Hand-rolled in Guelph with island spices, stuffed generously, and wrapped in a flakey golden crust, all by one very committed patty man. Sold by the dozen, baked fresh every Friday.

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Patty Day: Friday

The weekly ritual

How Patty Day works

No storefront, no freezer aisle. One bake a week, straight from his hands to yours.

Order by Wed, 12 pm

Lock in your dozens before the Wednesday-noon buzzer. Miss it? No stress: you're first in line for next Friday.

The mon gets rolling

Every single pattie is hand-rolled, filled and fork-crimped by Pattie Mon himself, one small batch at a time.

Friday is Patty Day

Pick up in Guelph (times confirmed by email) or get them dropped at your door for a flat $10 delivery.

Payment is required to confirm your order. Details arrive with your confirmation email, and unpaid orders can't go in the Friday bake.

WTF is Pattie Mon?!

One mon on a mission: proper patties, made by hand, the way they deserve.

Pattie Mon is a one-man patty operation out of Guelph, Ontario. Every pattie (the dough, the filling, the crimp) is handmade by the mon himself, in small weekly batches. That's why there's one bake a week, and why it sells out.

These aren't the pale, frozen rectangles hiding at the grocery checkout. These are gourmet Jamaican-style patties: hand-rolled pastry, real island spices, generous filling, and a flakey golden crust that leaves evidence on your shirt.

You'll catch him popping up at local festivals and markets around Guelph, or you can skip the hunt and have a dozen land on your doorstep on Friday.

— Pattie Mon ✶ Guelph, ON

Feeding a crowd?

Office lunches, parties, weddings, festivals: Pattie Mon caters. Tell us the headcount and we'll bring the patties.

Email [email protected]

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Place your order

Orders go straight to Pattie Mon. He'll reply by email to confirm your Patty Day, payment and pickup time.

Pattie Mon needs a name for the bag.

He confirms every order by email — add yours.

Drop a number so he can reach you.

Flat $10 delivery, added to your total. Friday delivery windows confirmed by email.

He can't deliver to a mystery — add your address.

Heads up: payment is required to confirm your order. Pattie Mon will email you payment details right after you order. No payment, no patties.

Prefer the old way? Order on Google Forms instead.

Good questions

Patty FAQ

When do I actually get my patties?

Every Friday. That's Patty Day. Order before Wednesday at 12 pm and your dozens are guaranteed for that Friday. Order after the buzzer and they roll to the following Friday.

Can I order less than a dozen?

Right now everything is sold by the dozen, and each dozen is a single flavour. Want variety? Order a couple of different dozens — future-you will be grateful.

How does delivery work?

Flat $10 delivery on Fridays around Guelph, added to your total. Prefer to swing by? Pickup is free, and Pattie Mon confirms Friday pickup times by email after you order.

How do I pay?

Payment is required when you order; without it, the order can't be fulfilled. After you submit, Pattie Mon emails you to confirm and sends payment details.

I need patties for an event, office or wedding.

Say less. Email [email protected] with your date and headcount and we'll build you a big order.